Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers
sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t
worry darling “I am already married”.:p
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what
is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Mirror who kill liars
Once
there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think,
I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)