CHRISTMAS SMS

Christmas
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Why was santa
why was santa's little helper depressed?
becoz he had low self esteem

What did
What did Mrs. Christmas say to her husband during the storm?
come and look at the rain, dear

teeth chatter
Why is it difficult to keep a secret in the north pole?
Becos ur teeth chatter!

MARRY CHRISTMAS                                                                                    May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

Merry X-mas                                                                                             May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

CHRISTMAS                                                                                                window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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New is the year                                                                                           New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising merry christmas and fulfilling new year.
kim

May this Christmas be so special

May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

A blessed Christmas to you!

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.

A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas is a time when

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

The warmth and joy of Christmas

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

May this Christmas end the present year

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.