Special Offer
Special
offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s
office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….
Student's Declaration
Student’s
Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written
above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever
I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely
Say NO to EXAMS
Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the
amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving
trees.
Say NO to EXAMS
Engineering
A father asks peon: How are the studies
in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from
the same college!
Scoring 33
Harbhajan
starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand
the importance of scoring 33.
Sleepless
My nights are going sleepless, my days
are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always
start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Human brain
Human brain is the most outstanding
object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only
when we enter the examination hall
STUDYING
There are many options 2 die,
Sleeping
pills, Poison, Hanging, Jumping 4rm Window, Coming in front of Train,
But Why we choose "STUDYING".
What is BE
What is
BE?
8 Semesters r there,
80GB syllabus,
80MB we study,
80KB we remember,
80Bytes we answer,
Binary marks
we get,
Degree we finally we get is BE(Brain Empty).
entranca exam
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
