NOT A Male?
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

 SELFISH
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH

 Kids start to grow up
How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

 wife n neighbours wife
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

 PEACE ON EARTH
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

 Saala
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

 Profit n loss
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

 Bill
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

 Getting married
Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people'll b invites!
Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!

 Mistake
Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!

 UNBELIEVABLE
HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

 Devils are better
Why love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . .
B"coz known devils r better than unknown ones...

 Back at home
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!

 Master Mind
You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

 Doctor
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.