Sardars Interview
Interviewer:Why did u left ur previous company?
Sardar: actully our previous company shift to other place and they dint inform me where they had shifted.so i did.

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
Doctor and Sardar love same Girl
Sardar gives her Apple everyday.
Girl asks Sardar reason of giving Apple Daily?
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Lunch box
Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... Why?
Just confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.

Lara Lara
Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times.
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara

Local Call
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money what did he do?
Simple he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Aur Color
Sardar went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Government Holidays
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

PM not AM
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

can't read very fast
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Thats a mirror
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Post It
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

 ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

TelephoneDirectory....                                               Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

 Rs.20 lottery ticket
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

 Take an umbrella
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Go to jail
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

 Find & stop
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

I Love U
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Thanks 4 d compliment
Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note saying "parking fine"
he writes a note and sticks it 2 the pole "thanks 4 d compliment"...