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Little boy 2 his father
Little Boy: Dad
how was i born?
Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
we setup data via E-mail & met in
cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
my hard drive . just when i was abt 2
upload . We discovered
that none of us
installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
Delet.
9Months later a pop up apeard
"U
GOT A MALE"
Bra and Hat
What did the bra say to the
hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."
Touches 2 Girl Everywhere!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
Touches 2 Girl Everywhere!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
PEPSI
Catch her by
her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice
drink… PEPSI
Husband Speaking
Sardar
on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor:
Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his
BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me
ok, ur wife very sweet"
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This
is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 
It’s too tight
Girl:Itā€™s
2 tight
Boy:Donā€™t worry,Iā€™ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I canā€™t,
Gal:Itā€™s
painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Weā€™ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age
have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will
do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar
sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2
hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
He came at night, explored my body
….
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked,
swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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